23 June 2016

Intruder alarm

On a hot day it is common for us to leave our conservatory door open, but uncommon for us to find that a neighbour has sneaked in and made herself at home on my very own chair. She is a real chancer, and has apparently been invading some other properties as well. Still, I forgave, and sat elsewhere for a while.


17 June 2016

A stranger...

...arrived in my garden, looked me up and down, jumped onto my lounger, and stuck her face right up next to mine...


I forgave the intrusion and said hello. She has just moved in a few houses away I believe, and I believe she will be back.